The Creep Factor

Creepiness is a way of life, and The Crew has perfected it. We ARE the blogstalkers. It consists of honking at people on the street and yelling, "ya like what ya see?!" And rollin' down Mill with our cheesy music blasting (which, yes, used to be cool in the 50s, but we're bringing it back baby). Another important part of being a creeper is the soft voice. Almost anything can be creepy when said in a low slow voice, "it's the best..." and "when you took that picture with him, was it awesome?"

Creepiness IS the best, so if you want to be like the crew, learn to be creepy.

And that's your prescription from Dr. E.