Drab to Fab by New Years

Alright crew, I have decided it is time for me to go from drab to fab! I am not neccesarily going on a diet, but just not eating as much as I usually do and working out more than I usually do. So my first goal is try and not have soda for at least 10 days, if I can go that long, than it will be easier to go longer! Soda and cookies are my weaknesses! So I am gonna need your help, if you hear me pleading and begging for candy, cookies, or soda, do not give in! Tell me I am not allowed and if it comes to it I give you permission to resort to threats of violence! I need all the help I can get so by the time we make our road trip to Hollywood I can wear something like this......

....and look totally awesome in it and not feel like I have to tug at my shirt to hide my fat all the time!

B-DOGG

Taylor Kitsch

Hes Canadian and was on Kyle XY, but its ok we can deal with that.

Swine Flu

This morning at 5 a.m. my stomach starts freaking out and I start having these excruciating pains, so I was like okay I have to go to the bathroom, easy solution right? WRONG!!! I go in there, attempt to do my business and all of the sudden have this urge like I need to puke, so I switch positions real fast, nothing comes out at all! So I go back to bed, like 20 minutes later I get the exact same excruciating pain, I am like what the hell is this?! Do I have swine flu?! My exact thoughts I kid you not! I basically do the same thing as I did before, I start sweating this time like I am breaking a fever and my face turns pale, absolutely no color to it! Nothing comes out to relieve my stomach pains. I go back to bed again, another 20 minutes go by and I am right back in the bathroom trying to get rid of these awful pains, I start sweating again, turn pale again and am thinking I am dying, definitely going to die today! I relieve myself a little, go back to bed and not 20 minutes later but 10 maybe even 5, I am back and finally finally my stomach pains get relieved! But the whole breaking a fever sweat, pale stuff happens again and I am like this has gotta be the swine flu and I am thinking I should look up the symptoms on Web MD today. Anyways I go back to bed by this time its past 6 a.m. and I have to get up at 7:30, I slept until 8 and got ready in a half hour and made it to school on time, even though I have swine flu and am dying! The end.

Adventures At School

So as I am walking after my first class to the parking lot I go through the grass like I always do, I get halfway through and realize...oh it's wet....what do I do...I keep walking through it of course and start saying ewww!! Then I get on the sidewalk and realize it wasn't that bad, then I walk through the second patch of grass and it's wet from the very start...do I turn around and walk on the sidewalk to avoid it? No, I walk through it like any moron would and I continue to sink deeper and deeper into the grass and my white flip flops are getting more and more slippery. Once I get to the sidewalk again, I have to focus very hard on walking so I don't slip and fall on my butt in front of people...which if I hadn't been so focused this would most definitely have happened! I am sort of sliding/walking to my car, get there take my nasty shoes off that are now completely ruined and not ever going to be white again, grab a beach towel, yes I had one in my car, start wiping my feet off. I then realize oh good the mud got all the way up the back of my legs onto my leggings! Serioulsy how did that happen?!? Note to self: don't walk through the grass at SCC again!

Things That Bother A Town and other good news.

So lately Ive been thinking about things that bug me. Why? I dont know. But whenever I do, I resort to Gossip Girl and then its all good!

But I dont want to talk about Gossip Girl. (We'll save that for another post)

SO.

Lets get started on things that bug me.

haha

1. Underground ZITS.

Omg. If I get another one, well im going to be so mad.

because there as big a penny and they dont go away for 3 weeks!

I thought about showing you a picture of a barf nasty zit I found on google.

But then with the humongous zit video,ITS TOO MUCH!

So heres Jesse McCartney with blemishes.

I Feel your Pain

2. When creepers at the instuite building give you side face hugs. and THEN want your number. The answer is NO. im sick of being on edge that there going to find me at school and then corner me for a date. I guess I could suck it up. But its happened too many times. It'll happen until I get married.

3. Avatar: The Last Airbender, Naruto, Manga, and ughh just anime in general. (Dr. E- I know you like Naruto, this isnt to make you upset!) So im sorry beforehand.

I cant handle it. It weirds me out. and cartoon porn is just nasty. I dont understand how its cool. Maybe people can relate to it. But I dont know how.

4. Okay, READY FOR THIS NEWS? IM SO EXCITED AND ITS GOING TO BE THE BEST TRIP EVER!

The Crew goes To Hollywood: The Search for Zac Efron

and thats all Im going to say.

This goes out to you A-Town!

Whenever I hear this I think of A Town dancing on the outside stage at Westwood during lunch HAHA! (turn up your volume!)

Where I come from isn't all that great

My automobile is a piece of crap

My fashion sense is a little whack

And my friends are just as screwy as me

I didn't go to boarding schools

Preppy girls never looked at me

Why should they I ain't nobody

Got nothing in my pocket

[Chorus]

Beverly Hills - That's where I want to be! (Gimme Gimme)

Living in Beverly Hills...

Beverly Hills - Rolling like a celebrity! (Gimme Gimme)

Living in Beverly Hills...

Look at all those movie stars

They're all so beautiful and clean

When the housemaids scrub the floors

They get the spaces in between

I wanna live a life like that

I wanna be just like a king

Take my picture by the pool

Cause I'm the next big thing!

[Chorus]

[Bridge]

The truth is...I don't stand a chance

Its something that you're born into...

And I just don't belong...

No I don't - I'm just a no class, beat down fool

And I will always be that wayI might as well enjoy my life

And watch the stars play

[Chorus]

Google

So the whole crew knows this but I basically live in an outfit that has been lovingly named google. This is because it includes a way oversized, black t-shirt that says google on it and also some plaid pajama pants. Yes, it is as bad as it sounds. Google is cursed. Even when I'm not wearing it, people know that I do wear it most of the time. They can sense the creepiness that it gives off.

Then tonight, I'm in google, like always, and the fire alarm in my dorm goes off and I'm supposed to evacuate the building. Can I do this in google? No! So I quickly throw some clothes on but I don't have time to put a good bra on so I went outside with my entire dorm and had uniboob.

Also, there's this creepy guy in my chemistry class who has a gray google shirt that he wears on a regular basis to class with the most horrendous hat ever. Let's hope I never sink that low but I have to be honest, I feel google pulling on me to wear it whenever I'm not in it.

E-Son Out!

McLovin'

Let's all admit that the crew has a bit of an obsession over Hollywood people (and when I say "a bit" I mean A LOT). So I thought that there should be a post of the hot male celebrities we love (even though we've said things about them before and B-Dogg has a photo album of them on Facebook). But we'll only put the best of the best up (btw if there is someone I forgot about just put them up, and these are not in any particular order)...

Ryan Reynolds

Zachary Levi

Zac Efron

Robert Hoffman

Jude Law

Jonny Depp

John Krasinski

Hugh Jackman

Edward Norton

Daniel Craig

Craig Horner

Channing Tatum

Brad Pitt

Benjamin McKenzie

Adam Brody

Things I'm Lovin On....

Books

I read, a lot, sometimes I read really deep, political books like "In Mortal Danger" and sometimes I read silly pre-teen books like "Gossip Girl." I like to mix it up. Gossip Girl is a series of books, so I am still reading them. Right now I am on You're The One That I Want, so I have 5 more to read after that. They are interesting books, they are rich, their parents ignore them, and they're characters are more over exaggerated in the books than the show. For instance, Dan in the book, total creeper, he is like a skinny, pale, caffeine addict, stalker, poet kind of guy. Vanessa, crazy, skin head, video camera attached at her hip kind of gal. Serena, is the most beautiful but gets bored of boys way faster in the book than in the show. Blair, is kind of psycho, which is kind of how she is in the show as well, but it's even more in the books. Nate is a stoner, but definitely the cutest of all the boys in the book and show. Chuck, is barely in the same group as the rest of the characters, and they think he is gay in the books. Jenny is brunette, big chested and extremely naive in the books, the show she is kind of crazy. Oh Serena's brother Erik is older in the book and not gay, Blair has a little brother and her step brother is Aaron, the Aaron thing is in the show. Vanessa lives with her older sister Ruby. Vanessa and Dan have the on again, off again relationship. Dan and Serena go out for a total of 5 seconds, also Serena and Aaron barely hook up as well. Blair almost hooks up with Erik, and still pines for Nate the whole time. Nate and Blair do start out together, but then he goes out with Jenny, then Georgina, then I think he might end up with Blair again in the one I am currently reading. If you are offended easily by sex, drugs, and language, don't read these books.

Television

I watch a lot of t.v. not as much as some of the crew members, but still it's a lot! I am excited for the Fall season of shows to start! The ones I am most excited for are Gossip Girl, The Office, and So You Think You Can Dance! Already told you the contrast and comparisons of Gossip Girl the books and Gossip Girl the show. The show is better!

I am super excited for the office! Can Jim and Pam get married already?! I mean seriously! I have been waiting patiently for 5 seasons, it's wearing on me!

I am overly ecstatic about So You Think You Can Dance this fall! I love this show so much! It makes me wish I had some sweet dancing skills! It makes me almost wish I didn't quit ballet when I was ten...Almost.


Snacks

I love me some fattening foods! I am loving the fact that I have a house full of Milka bars because my good friend from Germany Kathi(Katie) is visiting right now!


We all know how I feel about Twizzlers and Cream Soda...it's an explosive mix but I love it!




Music


I love music so much! I always have to have it! It is a necessity to my human existence! I am absolutely loving the new Kelly Clarkson CD! It was my first purchase back in the United States!


I am in LOVE with the Good Girls Go Bad song by Cobra Starship. And it has a special guest in it, yep Blair from Gossip Girl-Leighton Meester.

Ashley Tisdale is my best friend..didn't ya know?! So of course I bought her new CD. Do I love it?! YES! She is starting to sound older and not so High School Musical which is a good thing! And I love her brown hair!

Movies

I go to the movies so often, its kind of a hobby. Especially since Cinemark has done the family night deal on Monday nights. If you don't know about it, let me enlighten you....you have at least 3 people you are considered a family, you pay only $5.50 and get a free popcorn with your ticket. It's amazing! Anyways my two favorite movies I have seen this summer....500 Days of Summer and The Proposal! 500 Days was so cute and quirky, I liked how it had you saying I have totally done that or yeah that could seriously happen! Sometimes its fun to see movies that could actually happen in real life.

I loved, loved, loved The Proposal! I absolutely adore Sandra Bullock, her movies are always so funny! And hello Ryan Reynolds, dump Scarlett and be with me! He is so sexy and funny, so basically perfect! Anyway this movie was hysterical! I was laughing the entire time, and Oscar from the Office is in it and has a disturbing yet hilarious part! haha!

There you have it things I am lovin on.....what about you guys?!

B-DOGG

OKAY SERIOUSLY THE MOST NASTY THING EVER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hJZmdjGSeU

THE BIGGEST ZIT IN THE WORLD!
Warning: They say OMG alot
and at 4:25 theres a F Bomb. But you can turn it off before then because its pretty much over.

its so freaking sick nastyyyyy grossness barfness.

Funny? I guess not.

Just so this post makes sense I have to tell you this:
I know I talk loud okay? I grew up with a dad who cant hear all the time. So naturally I kinda talk loud! Sue me!

Anyway after Psychology today I went to instuite to go take the Celestial Marriage class with Meghan but she wasnt there. So I sat out on the drooly couches and talked to Jessica Lunt and Hannah Holt for a little bit, and then we decided we'd go bug brother richardson in his office because we were bored.
We started talking about Twilight. Which I dont even know how it got to that point, but then we started talking about celebrities and which ones were hott haha. And I said I'd live in a box with Zac Efron because hes so hott.
and then it got oddly quiet out on the couches when I said that.
hello get a freaking sense of humor.
Im just kidding about zac efron though.




Actually im not. if the opportunity presented itself. I would do it in a heartbeat.

Ive also decided we have the best sense of humor ever.

Also be thinking of where we could get a video camera. Allison Kellis is still an option???

Bad Track Record

So, I have the WORST track record when it comes to dating....seriously...I had another bad date experience that I am going to share with everyone but first let's go through my history of dating, and why it was bad or good....I can do this because it's not very long. First we have the high school years of dating....
Devon-1st date I ever went on. Set up.
Scott-1st date/dance I went to, winter formal, my treat.
Clay-Sadies, junior year, my treat.
Adam-1st and only dance I got asked to, homecoming
Cody-Winter Formal, Senior year, again, my treat.
Tall boy from Mtn View-Young Women's activity, set up.
Chris-Sadies, Senior year, my treat, yet again. We also went on a date at the end of the year, but that is only because the girl he originally was going to take couldn't and I was at his house studying, so I was the easy replacement girl.
Post high school dating.....
Bubba-my treat, suns game.
Josh-Set up.
McCoy-he asked me....on facebook.
Adam-actually went on 2 dates with him after he got back from the mish, he asked both times.
Kris-Set up.

Now let's break it down why these were bad dates...or good but believe me most of them were bad...
Devon- why it was bad...well it was my very first date and he was friends with my brother, so we talked about him and we went hiking! I hate hiking...enough said.
Scott-why it was bad..we both had first dance/date jitters I think, and he flirted with my cousin most of the night.
Clay-why it was bad....everyone told me he was the funnest person to take on a date, so I did, and he ignored me 90 percent of the date....yeah that's not fun!
Adam-why it was good...first time I got asked out on a date in high school, the only time I think in fact....and we were really good friends so it wasn't awkward, which was nice.
Cody- why it was bad....he ignored me pretty much the whole time.
Tall boy from Mtn View-why it was bad...he liked whitney and ignored me the whole time so he could talk to her...apparently boys like to ignore me on dates.
Chris-why it was good and bad....sadies was awesome, funnest date I have ever been on...true story, made me start liking this stupid boy! The second date was okay, but I was obviously the last choice and I didn't realize it was a date.
Bubba- why it was bad....once again he ignored me and made us an hour late to a freakin suns game!
Josh-why it was bad....was like 2 hours late for the date, then in the middle of dinner answered his phone, left the table and talked on it for ten minutes....he didn't seem like he even wanted to be there.
McCoy- why it was bad....well it was his first date, so he didn't really know what he was doing, so it was a little awkward. I had to help him understand how to pay for the check...it was weird.
Adam-why it was good and bad...it was adam and he is my friend and it was nice to be asked out the first time, second time not so good I felt like I was in high school again and he made me climb a fence! I don't do hikes, and I do climbing fences...sorry!
Kris-why it was bad....um this dude barely spoke and asked me 3 questions the entire hour we were together and sometimes wouldn't answer my questions, just stare at me blankly....it was awkward.

Well there you have it, my history of dating, pathetic I know! I need boys who won't ignore me, and every set up I have had has turned into a disaster! What is the worst date you have ever been on? Can you top mine?! haha
-B-DOGG