Camp Lomia Overnight

So yesterday I started to type this but then my neighbor came over and gave me a rundown of the WHOLE KENNEDY FUNERAL for Senator Kennedy. AND THEN she told me all about their indvidual family members profiles. LIKE SHE KNEW THEM PERSONALLY for a stinking HOUR. she also did the same thing with the Michael Jackson funeral.
FOR TWO hours.



So I couldnt finish it like I said I would, but now here it is!


So yesterday I drove up with Hollywood, Meghan, and Ash Bingham. B dogg and Dr. E drove up with Foxy Mama and Kali. Dont worry It took us 2 hours to get up there because my car is freaking handicapped. I literally couldnt go more than 60 miles an hour up the mountain.



GRRRRR. Anyway when we got there we got greeted by Flames and A&W. They had the fire set up. and they were the only ones out there. He had a knife just in case he had to cook his own dinner.

haha! just kidding.


So let me tell you they had some pretty interesting people up there.

They had Rock Band. and these indians sang this song by Iron Maiden.



The song was called: Run for the hills.
Dont worry they were your typical indians who would like music like that.
Let me give you some of the lyrics.


White man came across the sea.

He brought us pain and misery.

He killed our tribes, he killed our creed.

He took our game for his own need.

Riding through dustclouds and barren wastes.
Galloping hard on the plains.
Chasing the redskins back to their holes.

Fighting them at their own game.

Murder for freedom a stab in the back.

Women and children and cowards attack.



Can you believe that?! dont worry there was more lyrics just like that.

and these super annoying girls werent reading the lyrics and they were just screaming for them and cheering them on! It was funny. Hollywood then turned to Kevin and said hey kevin this is your song! haha!


Then haha we got Kevin to sing Sex On Fire. and I didnt realize some of the lyrics haha! omg me and hollywood tried rock band... let me tell you rock band is freaking hard! and we got booed and we failed in the first minute.











Rock Band Vs. Guitar Hero











GUITAR HERO ALL THE WAY. For me anyway.



Then we left and forgot kevin was out there and he came into the lodge and goes:

Kevin G: I turned around and my fanbase was gone!
Dr. E: No kevin we dont have to be fans of you, you're a fan of the crew! HAHA! it was hilarious!

So basically we just played cards all night until 3 in the morning!
and then we woke up at 8. It was really fun.
We kept eating this girls cheez its and she was getting mad at us.
WHATEVER. you cant bring cheez its out and expect not to share them.
DUH!

Oh But I cant end this post without talking about our favorite follower RONNIE!
So pretty much I dont know where he came from but he played cards with us alot and would talk to us about weird stuff. Like How he graduated in 1999 and 2000. I guess his principle paid him to stay at sequoia another year? haha okay.....


OH and His name wasnt ronnie. It was Jared. Holly kept calling him Ronald and Ronnie and he just totally went along with it until finally he was all "Actually, my name is jared."
whoops! haha and then I told him we were just going to call him ronnie anyway.

So basically E SON! thats what you missed! haha! This post actually makes it sound kinda boring but we did have fun!

Did the rest of the crew have fun!?

Fun.Hilarious.Laughter.

So "the crew" we are pretty much the funniest people you will ever meet! Even if you don't get our jokes...we are still funnier than anyone! So I like to capture what my crew members say and keep them on a little thing called a facebook quote page....Dr. E was the orginator of this said page. I thought I would just put some of our funniest ones here on the blog. P.S. some of the quotes include 2 or more of the crew members.

Quotes by A-Town:
" I want Chris Brown to dance provocately on me!"
"Is this skim milk?-A-Town
No-B-Dogg
Two percent?-A-Town
No, it's one percent.-B-Dogg
Oh yeah I could tell!"-A-Town
"That makes me want to shake and shiver!"
"I love MOS, I love that feeling!"
"You guys I feel like a D-List celebrity! Next step C-list"
"When I watch it I'm like is it love...or MOS?"

Quotes by B-Dogg:
"I told her to wear a sign around that house that says "I hate boys!"
"Yeah that's why Neil got second and Lauren got nobody cares place!"
"I'm too easy, that's my problem!"
"Even though I have no arm, I still got a whistle!"
"Why do people get embarrassed when people don't wear clothes?"
"She got from those stupid, no-teeth, not friendly walmart people!"

Quotes by C-Pain:
"Its like come to American and learn how to really wait a table!"
"He's not gay he has a wife and kids.-E-Son
Sometimes they do that have you ever heard of Tom Cruise?"-C-Pain
"Nicole's scarf is pretty, I want to rip it off her neck!"
"I hate the word Discharge!"
"It's like they don't want us to come to their country and find lovers!"
"When I get bored, I get super creepy!"

Quotes by Dr. E:
"So how does the new facebook make you feel?-B-Dogg
I like it a lot actually. I think its better organized and makes me feel like I can be the best stalker I can be!"
"You know how figured out my heater doesn't work? It's because my heater doesn't work!"
"I've decided that people who side hug can not be trusted!"
"He kept nudging me and everytime it was like magic!"
"I hated him for an entire week, and then I got over it."
"So they walked in and I felt this awkward mist take over the room."

Quotes by E-Son:
"Judgement is essential."
"Don't be alarmed if I act super friendly"
"Junior high, I call them the lost years because I want to forget them."
"I like my middle finger."
"I don't care if they are tired and want to go home, this is their f-ing job!"
"If you just called me babe I'm gonna have to stab your eyes out!"

Quotes by Foxy Mama:
"My 3 favorite things to do are reading, sleeping, and judging people."
"You're a water whore!"
"When you dance provocately in front of a lumberjack, you attract creepers."

Quotes by Hollywood:
"I feel strength when I am with the crew!"
"I love money, whenever I get a dollar I'm like what can I buy with this..."
"People keep leaving, are we doing something wrong?"
"In my shorts!?-Hollywood
Well you have my christmas shorts and I don't care what you do with them.-A-Town
Those are seasonal!"-Hollywood
"We're back Mill!"

Sexy Smooth...Try NOT

So I dont know how this happens but everytime, Everytime, ( office quote) I shave I leave a ring of hair. kind of like this doll you see here. (see above) there defitnitely not that long. But dont even worry, I had an incher going.

It was for real nasty. AND I went to the bookstore at MCC like that in my shorts! It was so nasty! It was like furry socks! exaggeration.

So anyway your probably wondering.. A Town if you showered more often maybe they wouldnt get this long. Because you would probably shave more.

Thats probably true.

But why would you want to unless your going out in public?

My Future Husband will probably be disgusted with me.

Ill never let him see that side of me.

Have you ever had a heinous story like that?

Spill. I wanna hear.

While I sit...

So I sat around my room all day literally. I did nothing until 4:00.

It was awesome.
Have any of you guys ever layed on your bed all day and your back starts to hurt from being immobile but you still stay on your bed in hopes that it will stop hurting??

That was me all day. Seriously. Its like can't you get a life A Town?
I hit up all the normal sites I check out daily and hourly and they got a little boring. So I decided to check out this fear/phobias site and there were some pretty hilarious ones. I will share them with you. If your ever as bored as me and wanna check these for pure curiosity here it is ->http://www.phobialist.com/


Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing
Ailurophobia- Fear of cats. Just for you emma!
Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic. <- Umm Hi are you a vampire? haha
Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc.
Aphenphosmphobia- Fear of being touched.
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.
Coprophobia- Fear of feces.
Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body.
Geliophobia- Fear of laughter. How could you be afraid to laugh? lame.

just to name a few.

A good to know: Never go to a community college bookstore during the first week.
Totally waited in line for 2 hours. No Joke.

Yay for first posts! More to come!

It's Been Awhile......

we thought we'd write you in style.....what's going down with the crew!

A-Town: After taking a semester off of M.C. Cool and becoming a certified nurse's assistant she returns to M.C. Cool to continue her college education, how she feels...."I hate college!" Math is the worst! No I do not(like college)....Dwight Schrute quote. Has finally received internet on her laptop computer, therefore has been holed up in her room for the past week surfing the ever important websites of justjared, us magazine, facebook, gmail, yahoo, imdb, repeat the process numerous times a day. As summer comes to an end the tan is fading....bad news.

B-Dogg: Recently returned from traveling the world, is now bored out of her mind jobless and friendless..not friendless actually she still has the crew! Holla! After 4 years of community college she is going to return to school to yet another community college, the wonderful campus of the fighting artichokes. Received shirts from her brothers to wear in true crew fashion.

C-Pain: Also recently returned from traveling the world with other crew member B-Dogg, has not had much contact with the rest of the crew since being home. We miss her!

Dr. E: The only graduate of the entire crew, moved back to Mesaco to bum off her parentals to save money to attend more school. crazy. Helped E-Son move away to Tucson and has taken over her room in Mesaco. Has massive dance parties by herself in her room. Known Fact.

E-Son: Working hard at Pueblo Norte this summer to gain the big bucks for college, made friends with a full blown indian, seriously lives on the rez....which led to us having a bonfire in the middle of summer, not recommended. Now a true wildcat, she lives in the dorms at U of A and does nothing all day long...waiting for school to start. A-Town and Hollywood visited the ghetto-fabulous town of Tucson and made friends with Terets....yayayayayayayayaya! He was hott so its okay.

Foxy Mama: Not seen by the whole crew very often. Only B-Dogg really has contact with her.

Hollywood: Her life is being ruined by the torturous sport known as Volleyball. Also attending where the artichokes are fighting, she will now have a friend on campus. Finally. The whole crew would support her decision if she decided to quit volleyball. When she is not having her time stolen by SCC period, she can be found lying on her bed watching dvd after dvd on her portable dvd player. Broken and then lied about by Lenster.