Dennis Quaid Is Here!

So everytime Dennis Quaid is on Ellen she has him play pranks on unsuspecting people with hidden cameras and it is always hilarious! This one was the very first one and was in a Starbucks! It is so funny! Dennis Quaid is my all time favorite guest on Ellen!

Dennis Quaid Is Ready For Lunch!

Here is the second one he did to a delivery guy in his dressing room!

Dennis Quaid Needs A Jump!

Here is the most recent one he did where they brought a mechanic to the lot and a broken down car! Which one do you think is the funniest?

Celebrity Look-A-Likes!!!

So for a long time I have seen certain celebrity or celebrity type people who I thought resembled one another and I thought I would share my thoughts about it, I have thought of 4 groups of people who I think look like one another....I tried my very best to get pictures where they looked very similar, were making the same facial expression, or it made it hard to tell who was who....

So here are my Celebrity Look-a-likes:

The first one is Toure and Andy Samberg

For those of you who didn't know Andy Samberg has a long lost black twin who works at Fuse! No Joke they look like they have been seperated at birth! You might think this is impossible for them to be twins but once as a young girl of 17 I was reading no other than Seventeen Magazine and came across an article that was about twins...their dad was black their mom was white and guess what?! One of the twins was white and the other black! So it is indeed possible so I am convinced these two were seperated at birth and you are welcome guys that I have found your long lost other half for you!

Next celebrity look-a-likes are James Franco and James Dean!

With sharing the same name, same bad boy aurora, same bone structure how could these two not look a like?! James Franco even played James Dean for a TV series! They don't look like twins...but they do however have very similar facial outlines and expressions.

Third look-a-likes are Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel!

When Katy Perry first stepped out into the scene I literally thought Zooey Deschanel had taken a break from acting and decided to become a pop star! Then they said her name was Katy Perry so I thought oh she changed her name! For months I literally thought they were the same person...Sometimes I still think they are! I don't know if its easy for you to tell who is who in these pictures but go ahead and guess! If you just glance quickly at them its difficult to tell who is Katy and who is Zooey!

Last but not least is Robert Redford and Brad Pitt!

So when watching Robert Redford as a younger actor I immediately think of a Pre Angelina Jolie/hippy Brad Pitt. However in pictures they don't look as much a like as I thought they would but they still have something here that reminds me of the other one!

You be the judge who looks the most a like and who looks the least a like!?! Also if you can think of anymore celebrity look a likes tell us or post about them if you remember how!

Texting

So I believe the entire crew is in agreement on this subject....if not correct me if I am wrong. Smiley faces in texts are creepy....ESPECIALLY when guys do it! I recently gave advice to one of my guy friends to stop using smiley faces because they are creepy! Since then he has not text me with a smiley face and I have stopped cringing every time I open a text from him! Its a win win situation, he is no longer creepy and I no longer cringe! There is this one boy who I thought was cute but then I got his number, text him, he text me back with LOL and a smiley face! This is the worst kind of texting! Lol is awful...I hate it! I'm not sure if it is worse than smiley faces or not but its up there. I no longer find him worthy of dating for this along other reasons but this is a big factor! So please when you text me or any other crew member and you think we are funny(which let's face it we always are) use haha or we might cringe and not text you back very often (or ever.) I don't understand smiley faces especially this one... :/ who can make that face in real life?! No one except maybe Katie Holmes! Do you really want to send a Katie Holmes face...No the answer is No, no you don't!

This advice for texting can also apply to facebook wall to walls, chats and messages and also e-mails! Thanks for not being a creeper! The crew appreciates it!

Note: creepy faces :) :(

Especially creepy faces: ;) :/ :$ (don't get this one...is it supposed to be a grill?) and any other face that people know how to do but I don't because I am not creepy!

23 Reasons the crew loves Foxy Mama!!!!

It's Foxy Mama's birthday today! She is 23 and here are the 23 reasons why we love her!

1. She doesn't say a lot but when she does its really funny!-C-Pain
2. She is brutally honest and I love it!-C-Pain
3. She is computer illiterate and refuses to text when B-Dogg's around. C-Pain
4. She deletes people out of her phone if they don't contact her but she doesn't contact them either!-C-Pain
5. She got grounded from reading in high school.-A-Town
6. Her knowledge of Cosmo!-A-Town
7. She has jungle fever!-A-Town
8. She is so foxy!-A-Town
9. We can go days, weeks, even months without speaking and still be best friends when we see each other again!-B-Dogg
10. She loves seeing movies as much as I do!-B-Dogg
11. She says really inappropriate and dirty things all the time!-B-Dogg
12. She has full on conversations with my dogs when she watches them-B-Dogg
13. She is kind of a loner, like me-Dr. E
14. She loves to read books.-Dr. E
15. She's a crazy driver....terrifying actually.-Dr. E
16. She loves to judge people with me.-Dr. E
17. I love that she loves reading and I think its hilarious that her parents would ground her from reading!-H-Wood
18.She's a cosmo genius! I definitely know who to go to when I need that kind of info!-H-Wood
19. She motivates us all to actually do stuff!-H-Wood
20. She is super creative I still have her invitation for the murder mystery party on my bulletin board-E-Son
21. When she gets really tired she gets really patronizing and its hilarious-E-Son
22. The fact that 3 of her favorite things to do are reading, sleeping, and judging people-E-Son
23. She hates shopping like me-E-Son

Happy Birthday Foxy Mama! We love you!!

My camera is broken. im bummed. and other stuff.

Ive been here 3 weeks, and it feels like its been forever! Im having such an awesome time and me and my roomates all get along really good. We'll basically i've been working and work is so fun, I love it! I work with really funny and cool people and a hott boy. Ohh, he is so hott. Yeah so my camera is broken. I dropped it at Hollywood Studios yesterday while trying to hand it to chris. Lame. So now I have to buy a new camera. Or have my mom buy me one. Or try to fix it.

But I have no money.

Yesterday we went to Hollywood Studios for my roomate sara's birthday. Its probably my favorite park. They have tower of terror, and the aerosmith rockin roller coaster! The roller coaster went upside down 3 times, but it was indoors and all dark. but still scary! and they have aerosmith music playing by your head while your riding, which is pretty suhweeet.

Anyway theres a lot of pictures so im just going to post a ton from yesterday and other times. and then the story of the hott boy.

we went to a indiana jones show and a beauty and the beast show, and omg belle was so pretty! and indie was sexy.

and that was basically my day yesterday, minus the one with johnny and sara, that one was a few weeks ago. I borrowed Abi's glasses and took a picture with them, but I obviously wasnt ready. Yes, he is a foreign guy and his name was Abi. haha. he was hilarious though.

Hes johnnys roomate.

and now the story of the hott guy.

SO..

here we go.

Me and my friend Jourdan from work are really good friends and we ride to work together and most of the time share a locker, anyway all of the good lockers were gone one day because, well I dont know why. But they were. So we had to go to the plastic lockers, which totally blow and we couldnt figure out how to close it ,because there made out of some weird plastic and I dont know how to lock them, anyway he came up and was like super mean and was like its BROKEN about the locker and walks away...I was all oh nahh uhh you are not about to treat my like a retard. anyway so whenever we see him we go its "broken" anyway. and my other friend Chelsea, asked him a question abotu where a lifeguard was, and he was rude to her.

Anyway, the other night I went to FHE for the first time and I got home and realized that he asked me to be my friend on facebook and I totally didnt know he knew my name. and hes not friends with everybody else from work. Oh lovee..Ill see him at work on friday.

here he is...

This isnt his girlfriend, he used to work with her. I stalked.

Anyway this is whats been going on with me!

Miss you guys.

XOXOXO!

Ash