Awkward Week

If you didn't know Sept 27th-October 3rd is officially "Awkward Week", me and H-Wood declared it this! Here is why...I go to SCC where no one knows me and so I have to try and act really normal around people there and sometimes its really hard to act normal, sometimes I just get really awkward when I don't know what to say or do! So its Tuesday and in my accounting class there is this really cute boy who sits next to me....we will call him.....Matt*, I barely talk to him and every time I do it comes out super awkward, I think he is afraid of me. So he walks out of the room to answer his phone then he comes back in and can't find his pen, he is looking all over his desk, under his folder, in his pockets, he can't find it. So I decide to be nice and go into my bag and grab an extra pen for him to use, well I get it out and practically throw it at the poor guy! He thanks me and gives a little laugh...probably a pity laugh or why did this girl just chuck her pen at me laugh. Anyways later on in the class he asks me to explain something to him that he missed while he was answering his phone call, I totally understood what was going on...could I explain it to Matt*?? Nope...I barely string a few words together to form a sentence and it makes any sense at all! So I say oh I don't know and he says sorry and explains to me that he stepped out to take a call so he missed what was going on...I am not stupid kid, just awkward! I say yeah I know its okay. So as class is ending he gives me back my pen and I tell him to keep it but he is done for the day so the pen returns to me, then I compliment his shoes in a normal way..."I like your shoes" Matt thanks me and laughs awkwardly....was it a pity laugh again?? I don't know. I text H-Wood all about this and the next day she tells me she awkwardly complimented someone as well and almost walked through wet grass but alas my post about that saved her! We then declared this week awkward week! Btw....Matt didn't come to class today....I think he is afraid of me! Cute boys make me nervous! I don't know how to cure it!
So it's awkward week tell us your awkward stories!! We can't be the only awkward ones out there!

-B-DOGG

*name changed to protect my embarrassment in case by some weird misfortune he finds out I blogged about him.

All Sorts Of Good Stuff.

Oh cable. How I miss you. I miss being able to watch my shows on my precious channels. E, MTV, VH1, Lifetime, Oxygen. *sigh* sad moment.

Okay im over it.

Because there is something better. Its called HULU.

Changed my life. true story.

Its like cable never left. and the best part is, its like having TV seasons. Because you can watch it all on there.

Awesomeness

I love the vampire diaries. So much.

Okay So I got a job!! yess! I wont be poor anymore and I wont have to beg for money or sell things! FYI. So did Dr. E!

Drab to Fab by New Years

Alright crew, I have decided it is time for me to go from drab to fab! I am not neccesarily going on a diet, but just not eating as much as I usually do and working out more than I usually do. So my first goal is try and not have soda for at least 10 days, if I can go that long, than it will be easier to go longer! Soda and cookies are my weaknesses! So I am gonna need your help, if you hear me pleading and begging for candy, cookies, or soda, do not give in! Tell me I am not allowed and if it comes to it I give you permission to resort to threats of violence! I need all the help I can get so by the time we make our road trip to Hollywood I can wear something like this......

....and look totally awesome in it and not feel like I have to tug at my shirt to hide my fat all the time!

B-DOGG

Taylor Kitsch

Hes Canadian and was on Kyle XY, but its ok we can deal with that.

Swine Flu

This morning at 5 a.m. my stomach starts freaking out and I start having these excruciating pains, so I was like okay I have to go to the bathroom, easy solution right? WRONG!!! I go in there, attempt to do my business and all of the sudden have this urge like I need to puke, so I switch positions real fast, nothing comes out at all! So I go back to bed, like 20 minutes later I get the exact same excruciating pain, I am like what the hell is this?! Do I have swine flu?! My exact thoughts I kid you not! I basically do the same thing as I did before, I start sweating this time like I am breaking a fever and my face turns pale, absolutely no color to it! Nothing comes out to relieve my stomach pains. I go back to bed again, another 20 minutes go by and I am right back in the bathroom trying to get rid of these awful pains, I start sweating again, turn pale again and am thinking I am dying, definitely going to die today! I relieve myself a little, go back to bed and not 20 minutes later but 10 maybe even 5, I am back and finally finally my stomach pains get relieved! But the whole breaking a fever sweat, pale stuff happens again and I am like this has gotta be the swine flu and I am thinking I should look up the symptoms on Web MD today. Anyways I go back to bed by this time its past 6 a.m. and I have to get up at 7:30, I slept until 8 and got ready in a half hour and made it to school on time, even though I have swine flu and am dying! The end.

Adventures At School

So as I am walking after my first class to the parking lot I go through the grass like I always do, I get halfway through and realize...oh it's wet....what do I do...I keep walking through it of course and start saying ewww!! Then I get on the sidewalk and realize it wasn't that bad, then I walk through the second patch of grass and it's wet from the very start...do I turn around and walk on the sidewalk to avoid it? No, I walk through it like any moron would and I continue to sink deeper and deeper into the grass and my white flip flops are getting more and more slippery. Once I get to the sidewalk again, I have to focus very hard on walking so I don't slip and fall on my butt in front of people...which if I hadn't been so focused this would most definitely have happened! I am sort of sliding/walking to my car, get there take my nasty shoes off that are now completely ruined and not ever going to be white again, grab a beach towel, yes I had one in my car, start wiping my feet off. I then realize oh good the mud got all the way up the back of my legs onto my leggings! Serioulsy how did that happen?!? Note to self: don't walk through the grass at SCC again!

Things That Bother A Town and other good news.

So lately Ive been thinking about things that bug me. Why? I dont know. But whenever I do, I resort to Gossip Girl and then its all good!

But I dont want to talk about Gossip Girl. (We'll save that for another post)

SO.

Lets get started on things that bug me.

haha

1. Underground ZITS.

Omg. If I get another one, well im going to be so mad.

because there as big a penny and they dont go away for 3 weeks!

I thought about showing you a picture of a barf nasty zit I found on google.

But then with the humongous zit video,ITS TOO MUCH!

So heres Jesse McCartney with blemishes.

I Feel your Pain

2. When creepers at the instuite building give you side face hugs. and THEN want your number. The answer is NO. im sick of being on edge that there going to find me at school and then corner me for a date. I guess I could suck it up. But its happened too many times. It'll happen until I get married.

3. Avatar: The Last Airbender, Naruto, Manga, and ughh just anime in general. (Dr. E- I know you like Naruto, this isnt to make you upset!) So im sorry beforehand.

I cant handle it. It weirds me out. and cartoon porn is just nasty. I dont understand how its cool. Maybe people can relate to it. But I dont know how.

4. Okay, READY FOR THIS NEWS? IM SO EXCITED AND ITS GOING TO BE THE BEST TRIP EVER!

The Crew goes To Hollywood: The Search for Zac Efron

and thats all Im going to say.