Wednesday, September 9, 2009

This goes out to you A-Town!

Whenever I hear this I think of A Town dancing on the outside stage at Westwood during lunch HAHA! (turn up your volume!)
Where I come from isn't all that great
My automobile is a piece of crap
My fashion sense is a little whack
And my friends are just as screwy as me
I didn't go to boarding schools
Preppy girls never looked at me
Why should they I ain't nobody
Got nothing in my pocket
[Chorus]
Beverly Hills - That's where I want to be! (Gimme Gimme)
Living in Beverly Hills...
Beverly Hills - Rolling like a celebrity! (Gimme Gimme)
Living in Beverly Hills...
Look at all those movie stars
They're all so beautiful and clean
When the housemaids scrub the floors
They get the spaces in between
I wanna live a life like that
I wanna be just like a king
Take my picture by the pool
Cause I'm the next big thing!
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
The truth is...I don't stand a chance
Its something that you're born into...
And I just don't belong...
No I don't - I'm just a no class, beat down fool
And I will always be that wayI might as well enjoy my life
And watch the stars play
[Chorus]

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Google

So the whole crew knows this but I basically live in an outfit that has been lovingly named google. This is because it includes a way oversized, black t-shirt that says google on it and also some plaid pajama pants. Yes, it is as bad as it sounds. Google is cursed. Even when I'm not wearing it, people know that I do wear it most of the time. They can sense the creepiness that it gives off.

Then tonight, I'm in google, like always, and the fire alarm in my dorm goes off and I'm supposed to evacuate the building. Can I do this in google? No! So I quickly throw some clothes on but I don't have time to put a good bra on so I went outside with my entire dorm and had uniboob.

Also, there's this creepy guy in my chemistry class who has a gray google shirt that he wears on a regular basis to class with the most horrendous hat ever. Let's hope I never sink that low but I have to be honest, I feel google pulling on me to wear it whenever I'm not in it.

E-Son Out!

Monday, September 7, 2009

McLovin'

Let's all admit that the crew has a bit of an obsession over Hollywood people (and when I say "a bit" I mean A LOT). So I thought that there should be a post of the hot male celebrities we love (even though we've said things about them before and B-Dogg has a photo album of them on Facebook). But we'll only put the best of the best up (btw if there is someone I forgot about just put them up, and these are not in any particular order)...

Ryan Reynolds

Zachary Levi

Zac Efron

Robert Hoffman

Jude Law

Jonny Depp

John Krasinski

Hugh Jackman

Edward Norton

Daniel Craig

Craig Horner

Channing Tatum

Brad Pitt

Benjamin McKenzie

Adam Brody

Things I'm Lovin On....

Books

I read, a lot, sometimes I read really deep, political books like "In Mortal Danger" and sometimes I read silly pre-teen books like "Gossip Girl." I like to mix it up. Gossip Girl is a series of books, so I am still reading them. Right now I am on You're The One That I Want, so I have 5 more to read after that. They are interesting books, they are rich, their parents ignore them, and they're characters are more over exaggerated in the books than the show. For instance, Dan in the book, total creeper, he is like a skinny, pale, caffeine addict, stalker, poet kind of guy. Vanessa, crazy, skin head, video camera attached at her hip kind of gal. Serena, is the most beautiful but gets bored of boys way faster in the book than in the show. Blair, is kind of psycho, which is kind of how she is in the show as well, but it's even more in the books. Nate is a stoner, but definitely the cutest of all the boys in the book and show. Chuck, is barely in the same group as the rest of the characters, and they think he is gay in the books. Jenny is brunette, big chested and extremely naive in the books, the show she is kind of crazy. Oh Serena's brother Erik is older in the book and not gay, Blair has a little brother and her step brother is Aaron, the Aaron thing is in the show. Vanessa lives with her older sister Ruby. Vanessa and Dan have the on again, off again relationship. Dan and Serena go out for a total of 5 seconds, also Serena and Aaron barely hook up as well. Blair almost hooks up with Erik, and still pines for Nate the whole time. Nate and Blair do start out together, but then he goes out with Jenny, then Georgina, then I think he might end up with Blair again in the one I am currently reading. If you are offended easily by sex, drugs, and language, don't read these books.


Television


I watch a lot of t.v. not as much as some of the crew members, but still it's a lot! I am excited for the Fall season of shows to start! The ones I am most excited for are Gossip Girl, The Office, and So You Think You Can Dance! Already told you the contrast and comparisons of Gossip Girl the books and Gossip Girl the show. The show is better!

I am super excited for the office! Can Jim and Pam get married already?! I mean seriously! I have been waiting patiently for 5 seasons, it's wearing on me!

I am overly ecstatic about So You Think You Can Dance this fall! I love this show so much! It makes me wish I had some sweet dancing skills! It makes me almost wish I didn't quit ballet when I was ten...Almost.


Snacks

I love me some fattening foods! I am loving the fact that I have a house full of Milka bars because my good friend from Germany Kathi(Katie) is visiting right now!


We all know how I feel about Twizzlers and Cream Soda...it's an explosive mix but I love it!




Music


I love music so much! I always have to have it! It is a necessity to my human existence! I am absolutely loving the new Kelly Clarkson CD! It was my first purchase back in the United States!


I am in LOVE with the Good Girls Go Bad song by Cobra Starship. And it has a special guest in it, yep Blair from Gossip Girl-Leighton Meester.


Ashley Tisdale is my best friend..didn't ya know?! So of course I bought her new CD. Do I love it?! YES! She is starting to sound older and not so High School Musical which is a good thing! And I love her brown hair!

Movies
I go to the movies so often, its kind of a hobby. Especially since Cinemark has done the family night deal on Monday nights. If you don't know about it, let me enlighten you....you have at least 3 people you are considered a family, you pay only $5.50 and get a free popcorn with your ticket. It's amazing! Anyways my two favorite movies I have seen this summer....500 Days of Summer and The Proposal! 500 Days was so cute and quirky, I liked how it had you saying I have totally done that or yeah that could seriously happen! Sometimes its fun to see movies that could actually happen in real life.

I loved, loved, loved The Proposal! I absolutely adore Sandra Bullock, her movies are always so funny! And hello Ryan Reynolds, dump Scarlett and be with me! He is so sexy and funny, so basically perfect! Anyway this movie was hysterical! I was laughing the entire time, and Oscar from the Office is in it and has a disturbing yet hilarious part! haha!




There you have it things I am lovin on.....what about you guys?!

B-DOGG

Saturday, September 5, 2009

OKAY SERIOUSLY THE MOST NASTY THING EVER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hJZmdjGSeU

THE BIGGEST ZIT IN THE WORLD!
Warning: They say OMG alot
and at 4:25 theres a F Bomb. But you can turn it off before then because its pretty much over.

its so freaking sick nastyyyyy grossness barfness.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Funny? I guess not.

Just so this post makes sense I have to tell you this:
I know I talk loud okay? I grew up with a dad who cant hear all the time. So naturally I kinda talk loud! Sue me!

Anyway after Psychology today I went to instuite to go take the Celestial Marriage class with Meghan but she wasnt there. So I sat out on the drooly couches and talked to Jessica Lunt and Hannah Holt for a little bit, and then we decided we'd go bug brother richardson in his office because we were bored.
We started talking about Twilight. Which I dont even know how it got to that point, but then we started talking about celebrities and which ones were hott haha. And I said I'd live in a box with Zac Efron because hes so hott.
and then it got oddly quiet out on the couches when I said that.
hello get a freaking sense of humor.
Im just kidding about zac efron though.




Actually im not. if the opportunity presented itself. I would do it in a heartbeat.

Ive also decided we have the best sense of humor ever.

Also be thinking of where we could get a video camera. Allison Kellis is still an option???


















Thursday, September 3, 2009

Bad Track Record

So, I have the WORST track record when it comes to dating....seriously...I had another bad date experience that I am going to share with everyone but first let's go through my history of dating, and why it was bad or good....I can do this because it's not very long. First we have the high school years of dating....
Devon-1st date I ever went on. Set up.
Scott-1st date/dance I went to, winter formal, my treat.
Clay-Sadies, junior year, my treat.
Adam-1st and only dance I got asked to, homecoming
Cody-Winter Formal, Senior year, again, my treat.
Tall boy from Mtn View-Young Women's activity, set up.
Chris-Sadies, Senior year, my treat, yet again. We also went on a date at the end of the year, but that is only because the girl he originally was going to take couldn't and I was at his house studying, so I was the easy replacement girl.
Post high school dating.....
Bubba-my treat, suns game.
Josh-Set up.
McCoy-he asked me....on facebook.
Adam-actually went on 2 dates with him after he got back from the mish, he asked both times.
Kris-Set up.

Now let's break it down why these were bad dates...or good but believe me most of them were bad...
Devon- why it was bad...well it was my very first date and he was friends with my brother, so we talked about him and we went hiking! I hate hiking...enough said.
Scott-why it was bad..we both had first dance/date jitters I think, and he flirted with my cousin most of the night.
Clay-why it was bad....everyone told me he was the funnest person to take on a date, so I did, and he ignored me 90 percent of the date....yeah that's not fun!
Adam-why it was good...first time I got asked out on a date in high school, the only time I think in fact....and we were really good friends so it wasn't awkward, which was nice.
Cody- why it was bad....he ignored me pretty much the whole time.
Tall boy from Mtn View-why it was bad...he liked whitney and ignored me the whole time so he could talk to her...apparently boys like to ignore me on dates.
Chris-why it was good and bad....sadies was awesome, funnest date I have ever been on...true story, made me start liking this stupid boy! The second date was okay, but I was obviously the last choice and I didn't realize it was a date.
Bubba- why it was bad....once again he ignored me and made us an hour late to a freakin suns game!
Josh-why it was bad....was like 2 hours late for the date, then in the middle of dinner answered his phone, left the table and talked on it for ten minutes....he didn't seem like he even wanted to be there.
McCoy- why it was bad....well it was his first date, so he didn't really know what he was doing, so it was a little awkward. I had to help him understand how to pay for the check...it was weird.

Adam-why it was good and bad...it was adam and he is my friend and it was nice to be asked out the first time, second time not so good I felt like I was in high school again and he made me climb a fence! I don't do hikes, and I do climbing fences...sorry!
Kris-why it was bad....um this dude barely spoke and asked me 3 questions the entire hour we were together and sometimes wouldn't answer my questions, just stare at me blankly....it was awkward.

Well there you have it, my history of dating, pathetic I know! I need boys who won't ignore me, and every set up I have had has turned into a disaster! What is the worst date you have ever been on? Can you top mine?! haha
-B-DOGG